(This is a wannabenovel by the way)
FOREWORD:
just in case you didn't notice, this will ALL (that's right ALL) be in diary entries. Each "Character" being mentioned in italics before the diary entry.
When there is no name mentioned, the event will be a narration of what happens at that specific moment, with no bias involved or intended.
Chapter One
20th May 2008
Rose:
Urgh. How on earth could that absolute idiot forget my BIRTHDAY. Shreya fucking promised she'd get me that Amy Winehouse album. And what on earth was Cullam thinking with that crappy water bottle. He absolutely ruined my new Dolce&Gabbana bag that daddy got me from New York. I mean this is Hendon, not a water fighting village constructed from idiots. I swear one day I will MURDER him. If he touches ANY of my designer clothing ever again.
And Shreya, not only forgetting my birthday (even though I reminded her YESTERDAY,) what a whore, I mean she knows that I am deeply in LOVE with Luke, but she actually accepted his request to go with him to the cinema.
I hope that bitch dies of fright, even if the film is some CRAPPY romance. I mean, and I totally understand her, she never gets anyone asking her out, unlike moi. I mean, we all know that she's an ugly whore, but why can't Luke see that? It's not like she has looks, I mean she's like a total freak. She actually reads revision books. What a total saddo. I mean, she's lucky enough to even get a response from moi on msn, and I actually accepted her friend request on myspace, but that was only because I could get my friends up to 500. I mean, I'm surprised that she even HAS any friends anyway. She put ME in HER top friends. Does she not get how embarrassing that is? I am WAY too important to be there.
And what is it with the new boy, Marcus ,I mean is he like dumb or something, he actually SPOKE to Shreya. I mean, no-one is allowed to talk to Shreya. I don't even know why I talk to Shreya. I should really stop.Urgh, I mean, I don't even know what I mean anymore.
Shreya:
Wow. Luke asked me out... well in a way. I'm so excited, this is my first date. And Rose was a bit apprehensive about Marcus, but I s'ppose that's just her telling people to stay away from new people. I think I've got a friend! Well, apart from Rose, because she's just too nice to me. Sometimes I wonder if she secretly talks about me behind my back, but she's too popular to do that, if she did then half the school would know.
It was quite funny when Cullam wet her though. I didn't laugh, cos she's my friend, but I chortled a little. She was really angry at me for forgetting her birthday present. I wanted to bring it in, I really wanted to, but it's just it sorta got broken.
It's not my fucking fault that it broke, but she's probably told the whole school that I did it on purpose. I don't even know why she talks to me, no-one else does. It's not like anyone wonders how it broke, and even if they did know, it's not like they would care.
Cullam:
hehehe. I wet Rose today, and the whole school laughed at her. It was my little birthday gift to her. 15 at last, she is. She says that there's only a year left before she's at the "legal age". It's not like she's gonna lose her virginity. The whole SCHOOL knows that she already lost it to SOMEONE.
God Shreya's such a freak, how could she even dare to forget the CD. She is gonna get murked by Rose tomorrow. It seems I have to end this entry, because I can't let Jay find out I have a diary.(He comes around my house like 3 times a week) I swear he idolizes me...follows me around school like my little servant friend, he WANTS to be my best friend... then again everyone does. Anyway, Jay will not find out I keep a diary-I'm way too cool for that.
People take that I just "am" cool, but no, it takes hard work, its not like I was BORN amazing. Everyones so jealous of me.
I cant believe that Shreya hasn't realised it yet.
Luke
I am begginning to think that Shreya is an abolsute idiot. I asked her out as a JOKE, and she still hasn't got it yet. lolige at cullam murdering Rose. We have some new guy in out class, I dont even know his name, but he SPOKE to Shreya. we need to teach him some school rules
1.DONOTTALKTOSHREYA
2.DONOTEVERTALKTOSHREYA
and
3.DON'TYOUDARETALKTOSHREYA.
Shreya, is, officially the school freak, and I cant let people think that I actually asked her out properly. I am going to have to tell her the truth; that shes a freak and she would be the last person I would date. If I dont, who knows what people will think of me??
END OF PART ONE
I AM NOT WRITING ANYMORE
UNLESS IF I AM BOTHERED.
People take that I just "am" cool, but no, it takes hard work, its not like I was BORN amazing. Everyones so jealous of me.
I cant believe that Shreya hasn't realised it yet.
Luke
I am begginning to think that Shreya is an abolsute idiot. I asked her out as a JOKE, and she still hasn't got it yet. lolige at cullam murdering Rose. We have some new guy in out class, I dont even know his name, but he SPOKE to Shreya. we need to teach him some school rules
1.DONOTTALKTOSHREYA
2.DONOTEVERTALKTOSHREYA
and
3.DON'TYOUDARETALKTOSHREYA.
Shreya, is, officially the school freak, and I cant let people think that I actually asked her out properly. I am going to have to tell her the truth; that shes a freak and she would be the last person I would date. If I dont, who knows what people will think of me??
END OF PART ONE
I AM NOT WRITING ANYMORE
UNLESS IF I AM BOTHERED.
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